Few more one-liners........

Following are some of the funny things that I used to note down at the end of my notebook during my college days, about my teachers.

• Suppose say, there is somethinglike water in the pond.
  
• If you don't do the homework, I'll kneel down in the sun.
• Now I make this a double bond, and I get a Tyu-Butene (for saying 2-butene)
• Hey......why are you rotating the college?? (my friend told me this)
  
• What is the collolary of this theorem? (for corollary)
• You know..........8 is always divis by 2.

Shayari by one chem. teacher..........

"Boyyssssssss........
Don't make noissee........
Don't raise your voice......."

Now, I hardly remember some of these.........anyway, nanna called just now....says Bruno is doing fine and there is no need to worry. So.....I may've a good night sleep now......

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